I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO
Black people can legit make up shit on the spot and make everyone else think it’s real slang.
Slope ass nigga.
Blueberry Apple ipod pussy nigga.
Hatchback breath head ass.
My mama just dropped me off at the mall hairline having ass nigga.
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
this is some dr seuss shit what the HELL….
get me this now
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.
i only understand like 9% of life